TOP TO BOTTOM - A Gay Romp

	TREVOR HUDSON The alcoholic, sarcastic, kind of racist, sadomasochistic, blackmailing, unlucky in love, self-styled leader of the Boulevard whose life is one constant reversal of fortune. He now runs the Indian gambling casino Bombay Bottoms.				CHA-CHING Trevor’s former manservant/mail-order bride. A Communist spy who lost one arm in an explosion while the other was shot off in a wedding massacre. He is desperately in love with Trevor and currently operates The Pacific Rim.
	SKYLAR DELMONACO Late-blooming, flamboyant fag, and former co-owner of Top of the Morning. His heterosexual past led him to bouts of psychotically murderous rage as the serial killing Castrator. He was accidentally shot to death by Jordan at their wedding.				JORDAN CARR Skylar’s boyfriend, Trevor’s arch-enemy, and co-owner of Top of the Morning. He is a hot, angry, and sanctimonious lawyer with a gambling addiction, currently locked up in the insane asylum for killing Skylar at their wedding.
	DRAKE SULLIVAN A detective who once quit the force and fled Toluca Lake after being turned straight by ex-flame Alexis Sterling. He later returned in disguise as the Mexican superhero El Chupacabra. Father of Jason and Sebastian.				FREDDY STEVENSON Trevor's former dimwitted, slutty bartender at Bottoms Up. He turned priest but was let go from service to God after having “accidentally” been given breast implants while undergoing surgery. He now serves God as the nun Sister Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman.
	FR. PAUL MAGUIRE A professionally and sexually frustrated priest and amateur theatre director who was removed from St. Michael’s after having been possessed by the demon Elohcin for eighteen years.				TONY STERLING A cold-hearted gay hit man who lost all reason and fell in love with Trevor after being hired to kill him. He is a dedicated leather man and former lover of Jordan’s.
	ALEXIS STERLING Tony’s diabolical sister, fag hag, and a noted herbalist who runs The Tea Bagger. She has hatched many a nefarious plan but met her fate when she was sucked into Hell after trying to turn the men of the Boulevard straight through poisoned Tea. Now she's back, fat, and mad as, well, Hell.				KLAUS Adolf Hitler’s illegitimate gay grandson, owner of Der Weiner Haus, and former cellmate of Trevor’s. He presently owns and operates Der Weiner Haus who has chosen to return to his first vocation: journalism, working for the Toluca Lake Gazette.
	JASON STERLING-SILVER Son of Alexis and Drake. A child genius who was raised Jewish by adoptive parents, he came to the Boulevard in search of his birth parents with an army of clones only to be very disappointed with his findings. He is frequently the subject of accidental incest.				MONICA BILTMORE Skylar’s bitchy secret wife, who has lost her memory and been buried alive. She was dug up by Claude and became the stripper Voluptua, but then Claude switched her face with a dead body’s and faked her death when she regained her memory. One small frontal lobotomy later and she now goes by Hei-Yu.
	DR. LOGAN DE LA PEÑA Noted plastic surgeon and one-time Internet liaison of Trevor's, he is responsible for much of the mad-doctoring on the Boulevard. He'll work for anyone for the right fee. When not wreaking surgical havoc, he is the recently named Chief of Staff at Toluca Lake Memorial Hospital.				CLAUDE "MARVOLO" BALLS Opportunistic entrepreneur, heterosexual, and self-styled ladies' man. Proprietor of The Golden Pussy, the Boulevard’s only heterosexual burlesque nightclub. His nickname comes from his fantastic prosthetic testicles.
	ELOHCIN, or SIN A demon goddess, the physical embodiment of Sin made corporeal after possessing Father Paul. She is mostly powerless due to a botched ritual to release her from Hell..				MICHELE DURAND Sexy French lesbian stripper and whore from The Golden Pussy. After getting pregnant, she opened up a café of her own, The Folded Crepe, with her lover, Giselle.
	GISELLE ARTOIS Michele’s feisty lesbian partner. Definitely the pants in the relationship. Also a former stripper at The Golden Pussy.				HEI-YU Monica Biltmore’s new Asian persona after her face transplant and small lobotomy. She is now Claude’s girlfriend and star of his blue movies.
	VLADIMIR a.k.a. Vlad the Impaled, a dead child pornographer and former owner of the Motel 69, that burned to the ground while he was locked inside. He now haunts the premises as a ghost.				SEBASTIAN The son of Michele and Drake. While in the womb, Alexis gave Michele growth hormones, causing Sebastian to be born early and age rapidly. Despite looking twenty, he is actually only one year old.
	ADOLF HITLER Leader of the Third Reich who made a brief return to life in Toluca Lake and made a second failed attempt at world domination. He is dead. Again. Or is he?				EVA BRAUN Hitler’s ex-girlfriend, raised from the dead by Hitler and Elohcin and encased in the body of Amy, one of Claude’s strippers. She now searches for life and meaning after the Fuhrer.
	BORGHILD Foul-mouthed robotic sex doll of Nazi design now running loose on the Boulevard, who has become friends with Eva and Elohcin.				FR. RICHARD O'TOOLE The new super gay priest who was assigned to St. Michael’s after Freddy’s unfortunate breast augmentation. He has many plans for the Boulevard that involve lots of homosexuality and very little religion.
	REX RIVERA Sexy spy for a clandestine organization called Section 17, working undercover as a croupier at Bombay Bottoms who communicates to his mysterious boss through a rather jaunty watch.				NATHAN CARR Jordan’s younger brother who has come to the Boulevard to take over Top of the Morning and be a further nuisance in Trevor’s life. He's also a drug dealer.
	SEZ-HU A violent ninja-geisha who came to town in search of her long-lost sister, Wai-Mi, following a trail of Dickensian Internet pornography. She met a sticky end.				BAI-MI A slightly stupider yet no less violent ninja-geisha who came to town in search of her long-lost sister, Wai-Mi, following a trail of Dickensian Internet pornography. She too, met a sticky end.
	NOELLE DURAND Michele’s evil twin sister. Noele claims Michele stole the great love of her life, Jacques, and then killed him. Noelle has spent the rest of her life plotting her very complicated revenge.